Last Night I caught Jimmy Fallon singing about not swimming in the gulf because you might get tar balls in your mouth. Why anyone would swim on a Louisiana beach is beyond me, surf fishing makes way more sense. But anyways, I can't help but feel like I've had a big sweaty oil-soaked set of balls in my mouth the last month or so. So enjoy.

With all this talk of balls and attending a WWF show in the Arena last night I couldn't help but think back to this.

Maybe BP stands for More Balls Please? No that'd be MBP.


Maybe NBC can sell Fallon's song on iTunes and have the money go to the Gulf Coast restoration or something like that. Just planting seeds. Seeds are kind of like balls.


How to Properly View the TOP KILL
or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Oil

Step 1: Aquire a copy of Boots Randolf's Yakety Sax.

Step 2: Install Media Player Classic Home Cinema (or install it as part of Combined Community Codec Pack).

Step 3: Open Media Player Classic Home Cinema.

Step 4: Click File then Open File... (or Press ctrl+O).

Step 5: Under Open copy and paste "http://mfile.akamai.com/97892/live/reflector:46245.asx" and under Dub browse to your Yakety Sax mp3 file and click OK.

Step 6: Notice that it doesn't work and just open the song in winamp and leave it on repeat while you watch the video in MPC.