Trading in the Large Japanese Truck for a small Korean Car

Well, fuck weeks 1 & 2 of this football season:

1. Fuck RG3
2. Fuck Cam Newton
3. Fuck, piss, & crap on Steve Smith
1. Just kidding! He'd like that.
4. Fuck Roger Goodell
5. Fuck lists
6. Fuck Gregg Williams
7. Fuck  Steve Spagnuolo
8.  Fuck Aaron Kromer
9.  Fuck the Saint's Defense
10.  Fuck the Saint's Offensive Line
11.  Fuck Mickey Loomis for not offering Brees 30 Million a season & franchising Carl Nicks
12.  Fuck fuck fuck

All in all I think I've come to terms with the Saints having a losing season. God knows I've lived through plenty of those. 

I wonder how Goodell will fuck over the Giants and the Jets next season? 

I doubt he will. The NFL's wettest dream would be a 4-way Super Bowl of the Jets vs. the Giants vs. the Packers vs. the Steelers.